billybaecyrus:

hailandrewhussie:

SO IN ONE OF MY CLASSES THERE’S THIS GIRL THAT IS THE STEREOTYPICAL WHITE GIRL AND SHE SHOWS UP EVERY DAY 5 MINUTES LATE WITH A STARBUCKS BUT TODAY SHE CAME TO  CLASS ON TIME WITH MESSY HAIR AND A RAVENCLAW SCARF, A DOCTOR WHO SHIRT, AN APERTURE SCIENCE WATER BOTTLE AND ABOUT 10 OTHER FANDOMS AND JUST SAT DOWN NEXT TO ME AND SAID 

“im so sorry” 

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(Source: hanjiglasses)

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt)

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

canni8al:

so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character

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so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and HE IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM

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hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

raikouji:

inmate: what u in for

me: torrenting anime

inmate: nice

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

“If you’re happy in a dream…does that count? The happiness–does it count?”
From The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy (via hush-syrup)

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